givemeinternet:

Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.

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Timestamp: 1406603175

givemeinternet:

Some headline writer has waited their entire career for this day.

(via jakeenglishfromstatefarm)

yourdoppelganger:

solarfriend:

yourdoppelganger:

what’s cooler than cool?

absolute zero

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bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

(via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1406600768

bewbin:

buttchunks:

A living legend.

When’d Obama grow a ponytail

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: asian, via joshrah)

Timestamp: 1406600738

(Source: asian, via joshrah)

robotlynx:

sighnless:

robotlynx:

lmao don’t try to scare me with that shit, everyone knows that skeletons aren’t fucking real. nerds

then explain this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS CHRISTJESUS FUCK

(via officialwhitegirls)

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

(via ruinedchildhood)

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

(via hashtagyoualwaysliveagain)

Timestamp: 1406600667

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

(via hashtagyoualwaysliveagain)

gotitforcheap:

craig chill out man

(Source: shovel2, via ruinedchildhood)

Timestamp: 1406598878

gotitforcheap:

craig chill out man

(Source: shovel2, via ruinedchildhood)